Dec 162013

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Shown here pulling a page from the “how to transition from Disney child star to adult actor” playbook, Dylan Sprouse is giving us some side cock and scrotum cupping realness, just like his publicist told him. Slutty, yet not nonredeemable. Twinky, yet still sort of wholesome for the teenage girl fan base. I guess if I were 16 I might hit it. These days it more like “show me your erect cock and I’ll think about it”.

Aug 292013


The term slut can be defined as

“a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you.”

The term is reclaimed from its usual use as a pejorative and as a simple label for a promiscuous person. Instead, it is used to signify a person who is accepting of their enjoyment of sex and the pleasure of intimacy with others

Aug 012013

For all of the ladies who have been complaining for the last 30+ years about how the USA is obsessed with boobs, this is your year! Put those itty bitty titties away and whip out that donk, because in 2013, it’s officially all about the ass. It don’t matter if your butt is little or big, tight or jiggly; if there’s any shape at all to it, we want to see it and obsess over it.

Fist off, we have Major Lazer giving us ass in a range of pudding consistencies, from smooth and creamy to rich and chunky.  With a side of hose-in-valley-girl-anus:



And then there’s Flo Rida, who clearly wanted giant donks, but didn’t want to deal with the chunky factor, so he just CGI’ed the hell out of them:



I could go on, but there’s only so many ass shots that one person can take at any given time. Although overall, I think we’re making progress. A nation of consumerism and excess can’t just be known for one body part. We are now showing the world that we can obsess over any and all overblown, plasticized body parts.

Jun 202013

There’s usually a discrepancy between how a person sounds and the way they look.

Iggy Azalea takes that to the extreme, in only the best way possible:



I may be a little late to the fan club, but I think I’m in love.



Oh, and miss Miley Cyrus: Iggy wore that sheer swimsuit with the palm tree nipple covers that you rock in your “We Can’t Stop” video first, and better, I might add:



May 142013


You may have noticed that I have a thing for blowjobs. But it’s much more serious than that: I love to worship cock.

BDSM glossary of terms defines Cock Worship as play which involves the fantasy of worshiping the cock.   Performed mostly by the submissive to the Dominant.   Scenes might include licking and / or fellatio. Even some female Dominants may use strap-ons that are worshiped by the submissive male or female.

But you can’t really define the visceral feeling of taking that throbbing dick in your mouth, running your lips and tongue and saliva all over it…. the experience of that cock taking over your mouth, your senses… having that cock and the pleasure of its owner become the only thing that matters in  your world. Mmmmm. And I know I’m not the only one who feels this way.

If you’re a woman looking to brush up on your cock worshiping skills, a good general guide to fellatio can be found here on (the best place to go for all forms of written sex). The author understands that oral sex is an art form, and should be practiced for improvement. And if you’re looking to have cock worship explained from another female sub’s perspective, you can find it here.

If you’re a man who wants to find the perfect cock worshiper, well that becomes a little more difficult. I think the most basic requirement is to find a willing participant. Preferably either a woman who either loves sucking cock, or a submissive woman who just wants to please.  But please don’t start with someone who doesn’t enjoy oral sex… it’s never going to get any better.

But once you found her, you need to train her in the best ways to please your cock. It’s not always practical or necessary to go for a full slave training, so lets start with cock worship from a dominant male perspective.

Yummy, right?


May 132013


There you are, innocently browsing a gallery of anal gape pictures, and suddenly you get attacked by a rogue anal prolapse picture:


And you wonder: why would a woman do this to herself?

But then you run into this video on eFukt, and you realize why a person would be willing to push their intestines out of their anus : it’s highly  entertaining, and there are people who will pay to watch it (of course).

However, I don’t think my anal tastes have progressed this far yet; I’m going to go back to my anal gape pictures …  😉

Nov 262012

There’s a lot of lesbian porn out there that’s filmed for men, and this one is no exception. These women, however, seem pretty into each other at times, which makes a hotter scene for everyone. Adrianna Luna looks like knows how to lick her way around a clit. Yeah Mami, lick it slow… that’s not bad for a Penthouse Pet.

You can watch her here