May 132014




My taste in porn began with Traci Lords: some anonymous friend of mine happened to show me her old stuff. You know, the stuff she did before she could legally do such things. And I was amazed. Here was a very hot woman authentically enjoying sex on film. It was a revelation, and I keep searching for those magic moments in porn to this day.

My point about this story is that if you are going to watch someone teach you how to rhythmically thrust your hips, it should be Traci Lords. The rapping is just some added unintentional comedy, and can be muted for this video’s full effect.


May 022014


The life of a sugar baby should be pretty easy: look hot, service your sugar parent, collect your earnings, keep your mouth shut and be happy with your lot in life. But enter V. Stiviano. She’s a hot 30-something year old multiracial woman who’s been fucking a billionaire. One might think that fucking a billionaire is the highest a sugar baby can climb on the social ladder, but not for V. Stiviano. She just became a modern day Rosa Parks by publicly proving what many already knew: her billionaire trick is a racist.

Now many of you will try to dismiss V. as a hero, saying that she’s a gold digger, or only did it to sell copies of her book or blackmail her trick. And while may be true that V. had ulterior motives, ultimately who cares? Does anyone currently care whether Rosa Parks  wanted to be a hero, or whether she just didn’t want to get out of her seat? Does who you are make your actions any less nobel? I think not, so get that money, V.! And fuck your fair-weather friend who calls you out on how you’ve treated your sugar daddy (but publishing books calling out the rappers you’ve fucked is OK?). V. had the balls to show the world that no one should be able to get away with being a racist asshole, not even a billionaire!

So lets raise a toast to Ms. Stiviano. I look forward to learning more about her, and potentially reading her book. Hopefully she fares well through the upcoming/ongoing lawsuits and slander, and continues to hold her head high with the confidence that she’s significantly contributed to our society!

Jan 222014


 Miley Cyrus needs to step back and take notes while a deeply seasoned ho owns her song and video in ways she never could.

The raw sexiness! The palpable emotion! The tangible vulnerability! The little white panties hiding the national treasure within! 

 Ron Jeremy needs to start working on his visual album, ASAP. Beyonce, who?

Aug 292013


The term slut can be defined as

“a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you.”

The term is reclaimed from its usual use as a pejorative and as a simple label for a promiscuous person. Instead, it is used to signify a person who is accepting of their enjoyment of sex and the pleasure of intimacy with others

Nov 262012

There’s a lot of lesbian porn out there that’s filmed for men, and this one is no exception. These women, however, seem pretty into each other at times, which makes a hotter scene for everyone. Adrianna Luna looks like knows how to lick her way around a clit. Yeah Mami, lick it slow… that’s not bad for a Penthouse Pet.

You can watch her here

Nov 252012

I haven’t posted Asa Akira in a while, so it seemed time to check her out again.

Really, it’s all about the interracial anal for me lately, preferably with a big black cock or two. In this case it’s two, and Asa gobbles them up with her three hungry, hungry holes. We’re watching a master at work here, so please show the proper respect by cumming all over yourself.

This video clip is from the movie “Asa Akira is Insatiable Vol. 3”, and you can see it here


Nov 192012

I find Anastasia Christ to be quite a hot little slut: she’s got juicy real boobs, a tight round white ass, and is cute enough to bang in the missionary position with the lights on.

And I also believe this Porn Scene Of The Day includes all of Anastasia’s best features, as you get to watch her boobs jiggle and her pretty face contort while she take a big white cock in her tight asshole.

The greasy white dude in this scene needs to stop serving ballroom dance face realness, but since I’m not really watching him, I’ll give him a pass this time.

You can watch the scene here.

Nov 192012

Today’s Porn Scene Of The Day features an Asian Anal Invasion by none other than Lexington Steele and Jean Baptiste. These big black boys give really good Interracial, and Katsuni delivers a juicy, pert Asian bottom , so the combo is particularly appealing.

I like were they were going by putting Katsuni in bondage wear to start off the scene.  If I were the director, I would have restrained Katsuni a little more by tying her down and force-feeding her holes those 20+ inches of black dick over and over again.

Maybe that’s what this scene is missing: a dominant woman to make the Asian toy is restrained and well used…

See for yourself here.

Oct 062012


If we went through my list of celebrities I’d like to see fuck, Hulk Hogan would not be at the top of the list. If fact, Hulk Hogan would likely not appear on the list at all. But that’s the thing about celebrity sex tapes: once they exist, they must be watched. So in keeping with our society’s fascination with all things train wreck, I’m posting the “highlights” of Hulk Hogan’s sex tape.

And now that I’ve watched Hulk give some trick a piece of his summer sausage roll, I have to admit that I might actually hit it. Yes, he’s a leathery old bag of douchiness that probably smells of spray tan, peroxide and bengay, and yes, it’s pretty creepy that he feels the need to talk about his son during sex and check his cell phone when his daughter’s ring tone  comes on, but his dick seems OK and he can fuck for 30 minutes on a full stomach, so it might be worth a try.