May 132014
 

 

httpv://youtu.be/l9CkxkpSxJo

 

My taste in porn began with Traci Lords: some anonymous friend of mine happened to show me her old stuff. You know, the stuff she did before she could legally do such things. And I was amazed. Here was a very hot woman authentically enjoying sex on film. It was a revelation, and I keep searching for those magic moments in porn to this day.

My point about this story is that if you are going to watch someone teach you how to rhythmically thrust your hips, it should be Traci Lords. The rapping is just some added unintentional comedy, and can be muted for this video’s full effect.

Enjoy!

Jan 222014
 

httpv://youtu.be/6xljA6zJn4I

 Miley Cyrus needs to step back and take notes while a deeply seasoned ho owns her song and video in ways she never could.

The raw sexiness! The palpable emotion! The tangible vulnerability! The little white panties hiding the national treasure within! 

 Ron Jeremy needs to start working on his visual album, ASAP. Beyonce, who?